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Tobiash

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There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue,

''It has a long neck.'' One kid answered, "Giraffe!" Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra. Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. ''This animal has stripes.'' "Zebra!" one kid answered.

So she put up another one, that of a deer. The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them ''what does your mother call your father?''

 

Suddenly one child got up and answered ''Hor*y BASTARD!''

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What are we eating mom? Guess, it's what I call your father. SPIT IT OUT JOHNNY IT'S AN ASS HOLE!!!!

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