Obongo The Mighty

Get your fedora ready

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So federal are a sign of intellect now?

Well.... Glad I think they're sexy, at least.

Cheerio.

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I don't have a fedora, though. I have a trilby. Does that count?

Actually Hipsters mostly wear trillbies...mostly.

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Actually Hipsters mostly wear trillbies...mostly.

So, if a hipster wanted to hipster hipsters he would wear a fedora because trilbies are too main stream and because it would be ironic.

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So, if a hipster wanted to hipster hipsters he would wear a fedora because trilbies are too main stream and because it would be ironic.

Possibly. Just most people mistake trillbies for fedoras. I want a fedora, but I want to properly use one... damn Hipsters ruining stylish clothing.

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Possibly. Just most people mistake trillbies for fedoras. I want a fedora, but I want to properly use one... damn Hipsters ruining stylish clothing.

Did you just use fedora and stylish in the same sentence.

 

Confirmed for fedora wearer.

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Project Terra lets you make your nation euphoric.

 

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On another note, why does this remind me of Hatekindler?

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Did you just use fedora and stylish in the same sentence.

 

Confirmed for fedora wearer.

 

I don't wear fedoras, I just think they are a wonderful hat ruined by the Hipsters. You can't just wear a fedora, you have to wea them based on the right circumstance. If you wear them all the time, you are a hispter, if you don't well you might still be a hipster.

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It brings a profound sense of utter desolation and sorrow that the entire peoples of my nation were not filled with utter ~euphoria~ when I passed the law. While the happiness level of my nation should have risen to levels immeasurable by the sheeple of the world, it didn't even move a single nanometer (metric far better than the backwards and illogical imperial system). In this moment, I am not euphoric.

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It brings a profound sense of utter desolation and sorrow that the entire peoples of my nation were not filled with utter ~euphoria~ when I passed the law. While the happiness level of my nation should have risen to levels immeasurable by the sheeple of the world, it didn't even move a single nanometer (metric far better than the backwards and illogical imperial system). In this moment, I am not euphoric.

Ugh, it's probably because you're too nice. I've found that citizens always pick the jerkbags and leave nice-guys like me behind. Luckily, with my new fedora, I look so resplendent that people will have to support me, even if I am smarter than all of them. I've found that a fedora is a great way to make people less intimidated by my sheer intellect.

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THERE IS A

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PHONE GOD?

Who is this phone god? I wish to convert.

 

Steve Jobs - he died for our sins or from pancreatic cancer.

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Steve Jobs - he died for our sins or from pancreatic cancer.

Lies. iPhones and iPods, anything i(insert trendy name) has always been second rate with a hyped up price tag.

There is no singular phone god, heathen monotheists!

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